Delirious

Yada-yada-yada... i'm gonna select tiles for my new house today. yay... haha i feel silly. anyway i'm looking forward to tmr! its another weekend and that means i get to go out! muahahah..

Major joke-of-the-day: (take a look at this :P)


Bob was attending an interview for a job in a supermarket. When the interviewer asked what experience he had, Bob said he'd once worked in another food shop.
" So why did u leave?"
" I was sacked for playing with the meat slicer," Bob explained.
The interviewer was puzzled:
"Surely they didn't consider that to be a serious offence?"
"They must have," replied Bob. "They sacked her too."


-abstracted from Laughter, RD.
Now u can laugh your heads off! Have a great day.